Finally, we have a deep understanding of printing technology and we realise that mere ink on paper is just actually meaningless shapes which look like words but are really not, when you think about it. We should avoid talking about "words" and even "meaning" when referring to print. We should use more convenient and correct phrases: "word-like meaningless shapes", etc. We hope you will join us in saying "This newspaper headline looks like it is 'announcing' the election result but essentially it is just meaningless ink shapes: it doesn't say anything, how could it?". Obviously books and newspapers can't be right, or wrong, or carry meaning. We are going to simply ignore them from now on, and we suggest you join us.

(Next: some super cool prompts for ChatGPT which can definitely detect thesaurus and dictionary use, 100%.)